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Here you'll learn all about me: my interests and hobbies, the people in my family, my pets, and more. I've even included a list of my favorite links to other sites.

On this home page, I'll introduce myself and talk about my reasons for wanting a web site. I might put a picture of myself on this page...or just a picture that I especially like.

Joke of the week

In bar there is an australian guy, sitting peacefully having a nice quiet dink, when an american walks past. On the way past, the american whacks the aussie over the head and says "that was a karate chop from china". The aussie just remains in his seat and keeps drinking. The american then, gets up to go to the toilet, and on the way he hits the aussie over the head for a second time and says"that was a judo chop from Japan".The aussie then says to himself "i've had enough" and walks out. Ten minutes later the aussie walks back into the bar, hits the american across the head and says " that was a crow bar from bunnings" (Bunnings warehouse is a toolshop in australia,people call it bunnings for short)

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